In response to MAGA Mike pleading with his colleagues not to subtweet him, DNC National Press Secretary Sarafina Chitika released the following statement: 

“On today’s episode of keeping up with the GOP clown show, Mike Johnson is – literally – begging his colleagues to stop being mean to him on social media instead of actually governing. Leave it to MAGA Mike to once again make it impossible to tell the difference between the People’s House and a reality show – and the American people are ready to change channels.” 

Come on. You have to be kidding us. 

The American people can always count on House Republicans for one thing: hating each other.