In response to Jim Jordan’s pointless press conference, DNC spokesperson Sarafina Chitika released the following statement: 

“Jim Jordan’s ‘press conference’ today was a pathetic rerun of MAGA greatest hits – election denialism, desperation, and deflection. The only thing we learned is that Jim Jordan refuses to accept his failed speakership bid the same way he refuses to accept the 2020 election results – meanwhile, the GOP Chaos Conference continues to wreak havoc on the People’s House at the expense of urgently needed aid for Israel, Gaza, and Ukraine.”